CrabbyAlissa

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Reblog with your least useful talent.

sparklepants:

Mine: Assembling Ikea furniture. I’ve even dis- and reassembled the same kitchen table set three times now. This skill is only useful maybe once a year.
Putting bumperstickers on straight, and being really fucking good at Jenga.

I can wiggle my ears. No lie.

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56 notes POSTED Wednesday August 26th

generallyspeaking reblogged this from -smart-tart- and added:

I can sing all the words to the “I like big butts song”. I can also recite almost every line in Grease and Pride and...
hiciacetamber reblogged this from iseeellis and added:

I’m gonna have to go with I can un-tangle anything. Wires, jewelry, hair: you name it. I’m pro.
teacherteacher reblogged this from inothernews and added:

Untangling wires. Also, packing books into boxes extremely efficiently.
colinlowenberg reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:

I can eat twice as fast as human beings. It freaks out coworkers and ruins dates. It’s awkward watching other people eat...
reallyitsnothing reblogged this from applesandpairs and added:

I can turn my hand round over 550degrees and I can do the eye thing.
purekelso reblogged this from ohglode and added:

I can cross my legs so that they lock in place, and walk on my knees without falling. And I can crack my colarbone. ;)
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oh-theplacesyoullgo reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I have a trick for opening glass jars.
lovelaura reblogged this from rockandnottoroll and added:

I can’t bend my thumbs behind my knuckles.
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austinalliteration reblogged this from alextraordinary and added:

I have the power to laugh at the sickest things ever.
alextraordinary reblogged this from zeump and added:

i can curl my tongue into all the possible shapes for tongue curling. burrito, U shaped, bowl, and clover :D maybe that...
autismsucks reblogged this from sparklepants and added:

I ca do this wiggle wavy thinkg with my hands.. it looks cool.. and no one else I know can do it
rachaelosborn reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:

I can sing all of the countries in the world. Like this.
sassywater reblogged this from couchsurfer and added:

I’m double jointed in 3 places and I can do a spot on impression of Gaston from Beauty in the Beast
baxterp2 reblogged this from drunkbrunch and added:

I can’t decide: either tying cherry stems with my tongue or playing the nose flute. One of those occasionally gets me...
drunkbrunch reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I can imitate a car alarm.
sillydragpoes reblogged this from saltyeyess and added:

Spewing of college humor video quotes like no ones business. All correctly, and the I can tell you who said it.
gamerslashjew reblogged this from iseeellis and added:

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
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exactlywhatyouwanted reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I can continuously pop the joint on my right big toe. I can also touch my tongue to my nose, none of that stick your...
jesslustbader reblogged this from skybarn and added:

Can’t decide if it’s unicycle, rolla-bolla, diablo, juggling, or one of my other many circus talents. No joke,
abbibaker reblogged this from molls and added:

Making a clover out of my tongue
dailyhuff reblogged this from inothernews and added:

This was once an incredibly useful talent, about 6 years ago, but I have a different career now - I can unconsciously,...
shorterexcerpts reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I’m flexible enough in my old age that I can still put one leg behind my head (maybe two but I’m not going to try it)....
vintagepeople reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I am hella good at throwing food in the air and catching it with my mouth.
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-smart-tart- reblogged this from iseeellis and added:

recite Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky’s husbands and all 66 books of
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse liked this
sparklepants reblogged this from waitingforgodot and added:

This is the best question I have ever asked.
couchsurfer reblogged this from inothernews and added:

associating voices and music styles with other people/celebrities/vocalists/bands, etc.
rockandnottoroll reblogged this from saltyeyess and added:

i can ride a unicycle. but i’m not a clown.
borgomani liked this
saltyeyess reblogged this from applesandpairs and added:

I can hold a golfball between my big toe and pointer toe.
herowhore reblogged this from waitingforgodot and added:

drinking—I think it really lends itself to the solid structure of my community….. and social life. (cue realization of...
waitingforgodot reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I can ride a six foot unicycle. But not good enough to do a full busking set.
applesandpairs reblogged this from inothernews and added:

I can turn my feet really far back.
bumblebiancatrix reblogged this from inothernews and added:

blowing my nose like the 4th of July
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inothernews reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:

skybarn:crabbyalissa:kelsium:...Sort Lego pieces like nobody’s business.
bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from skybarn and added:

I can also wiggle my ears (thanks Daddy) and my other party tricks are popping my hip out of and right back into joint,...
iseeellis reblogged this from skybarn and added:

I can say (and sign) the alphabet backwards!
skybarn reblogged this from crabbyalissa and added:

Blogging and/or writing.
suchas reblogged this from crabbyalissa and added:

I can make fart noises in the hollow of my eye. They sound not unlike armpit fart noises.
crabbyalissa reblogged this from kelsium and added:

I can wiggle my ears. No lie.
cijimcb reblogged this from sparklepants and added:

I LOVE assembling IKEA stuff, so much so that my friends call me to assemble their stuff. All I ask for
kelsium reblogged this from sparklepants and added:

Putting bumperstickers on straight,...being really fucking good at Jenga.
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